A Little Mix-up

The other day I was in the kitchen fixing dinner.  I had noticed earlier in the day that Austin was a little stuffy sounding.  As I was working on the meal, Austin walks up and very casually announces, "I'm constipated."  Then he got a really funny look on his face as if, "what did I just say?"  Then he said, "I don't think I said the right word."  I said, "Do you mean congested?"  Yes, that was it!

It just tickled me that he knew right away that he said the wrong word.  Although i can see how he could get those confused.